Philly's Phunniest: Round One: Alejandryo Drift

I have nine FREE tickets to give away to my preliminary round of Philly's Phunniest next Tuesday at 7pm, and as we all know FREE = QUALITY So come on out and give me your sweet, sweet audience votes and give Helium your sweet, sweet two drink minimum (also = QUALITY). Hit me up hit me up hit me up for these free tickets as soon as you can, so I can spend Tuesday stressing out about my set instead of stressing out about all the bridges I've burned. RSVGDI: Respondez Sil Vous Goddamn It Okay big kiss I love you all